Umm. She Unfollowed Me… But I’m to sweet to Unfollow you. Worst One Day in A Half Ever. And No MutherFuckin Weed.

Earl Sweatshirt’s Earl Yo

I’m a hot and bothered astronaut, crashing while jacking off

To buffering vids of Asher Roth eating apple sauce

Sent to earth to poke Catholics in the ass with saws

And knock blunt ashes into their caskets and laugh it off

Twist is sicker than mad cattle, in fact I’m off

Six different liquors with a Prince wig plastered on

Stop screaming, bitch, you shouldn’t be that alarmed

That big lips was in the attic ???s with an addict’s arm

Earl puts the ass in assassin

And puts the pieces of decomposing bodies in plastic

Puts them in a pan and mixes it up with scat

Then gobbles it up like fat black bitches and catfish

It so happens that I’m so haphazardous

I’d puke a piece and put it on a hook and fucking cast the shit

I’m asking that you faggot rap actors take action

And get a hall pass for this class act shit

How the fuck I fit an axe in a satchel?

Slip capsules in her glass, she dizzy rascal

Party staff baffled, asking where her ass go

In my room redefining the meaning of black holes

And go on, suck it up, but hurry, I’ve got nuts to bust

And butts to fuck and ups to chuck

And sluts to fucking uppercut

Its OF, buttercup, go ahead, fuck with us

Without a doubt a surefire way to get your mother fucked

Ask her for a couple bucks, shove a trumpet up her butt

Play a song, invade her thong, my dick is having guts for lunch

As well as supper, then I’ll rummage through a ruptured cunt

Found the mustard, fucking nosy neighbors know that something’s up

Whatcha doing? Nothing much, would shout some other stuff

Got to fucking bounce, guess the bouncer’s had enough of us

Get up off the pavement, wipe the dirt and vomit off

Dope boys hating, but them faggots is a lot of talk

Cottonsoft pussy, them odd niggas is Molotov cocktails

Fucking toss one in your apartment dawg

Wolf Gang, we ain’t barking, naw

Try talking on a blog with your fucking arms cut off

Put on a carpet, watch them get auctioned off q The Ace’ll tell Shake’s daughter we’re sorry, but papa’s gone

Bitch